Ok, so I’m still not done with this week’s Chat magazine. You’ll be glad to hear we’re revisiting it and this time, I’m heading to the ‘Spirit World’ section, with Chat’s medium, Tony. Now every week, there’s a picture of a key.
The ‘lucky things that happened to readers’ last week were….
Kate baked the perfect chocolate cake for her son’s birthday.
Peggy learnt to ride a bike (she’s 60).
Maggie’s dog has finally stopped chewing her shoes.
Apparently those things happened because of touching the key. Amazing. So if you’re reading this and you want some amazingly good luck (if you are going to make a cake, ride a bike or get a dog, maybe) close your eyes and touch the key and report back the lucky things that happened to you as a result of it. Let me tell you about my day yesterday after I touched the key. The luckiest day ever!
I woke up at 4.15am to do an online exam, my last thing for my law degree, and my computer didn’t break in the middle of it! Wow!
I made a cup of tea and didn’t spill any of it on myself! Amazing!
I wasn’t late for work! In fact, I was three minutes early… Lucky!
I was very tired but I didn’t fall asleep standing up! Omg!
I had five coffees but didn’t have a heart attack! Gosh!
Someone annoyed me at work but I didn’t punch them! Brilliant!
I had a sleep when I got home from work and didn’t fall out of bed! Yeh!
I made a tasty banana bread! Fantastic!
I made a nice dinner for a friend who came over! Fab!
The football was on but I read a book instead so I wouldn’t get bored! Great!
The washing dried on the line outside so I had clean pyjamas for bedtime! Amazing!
You see? All you sceptics out there. I bet you’re eating your words now, aren’t you? See how LUCKY my day was after I touched the key? I might write in to Chat to let them know how much they helped me and they might put me in their Lucky Key column.
I heart Chat.
lazylauramaisey 
Posted by davidmcgowan on June 14, 2012 at 07:26
Just out of interest, for the dog to stop chewing the shoes, did Maggie touch the key, or did she have to find a way of making the dog understand the need to touch the key and do it accordingly? I’m interested. Someone has to be, now that Barbara Woodhouse is dead.
Posted by lazylauramaisey on June 14, 2012 at 07:32
I think it was Maggie who touched the key, because she is the one who got the luck when her dog stopped chewing her shoes. Don’t quote me though. I might try and track Maggie down, just to double check, for future reference.
Posted by BermudaOnion on June 14, 2012 at 10:39
I guess it’s all in your perspective! lol
Posted by lazylauramaisey on June 15, 2012 at 11:08
Exactly! Some people might call that day fairly average. But when you realise all the luck I got from the key, you see it was a fab day!
Posted by DICEMAN on October 15, 2017 at 22:23
I TOUCHED THE KEY AND WON £2,3 MILLION THE FOLLOWING DAY.HOORAY !!!