A little game of Would You Rather

Ok, the rules of Would You Rather go like this. I ask if you’d rather do one or the other of two things. You pick which one. Simple. The answer ‘I don’t know’ is not allowed. ‘I wouldn’t pick either’ is also forbidden. There is a man with a gun to your head who will shoot you if you don’t choose one. There is no way to escape him. You MUST choose. If you need to ask questions to expand upon either choice, that’s fine. Ok, are you ready? Remember, you must choose one.

1. Would you rather… Have a five metre body and five centimetre legs OR a five centimetre body and five metre long legs?

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2. Would you rather…. Have a perfectly spherical body, like an orange OR have skin that is the texture of popcorn?

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3. Would you rather… Have hands that look like hooves OR hands that look like florets of broccoli?

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4. Would you rather… Be made of paper OR be made of jelly?

5. Would you rather…. Be always too cold OR be always too hot?

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6. Would you rather… Have a rare disease where you are allergic to everything except chicken livers so that’s all you’re allowed to eat OR have a skin condition where you have to apply face moisturiser made of drain water every day?

7. Would you rather… Bathe in the watery bit that you get on top of the mustard OR bathe in the water that chicken has been poached in?

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8. Would you rather…. Have a nose like cauliflower OR facial skin like potato peelings?

9. Would you rather… Be gored in the stomach by a vicious bull OR have your face eaten by scorpions?

10. Would you rather… Have a disease where you always fall over and smash your face on the floor OR have a disease where you grow thick curly hair all over your entire body?

11 responses to this post.

  1. You’re off your cake.

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  2. Reminds me of a song on that famous 1970 album “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (Simon & Garfunkel), Side 1, Track 2: El Condor Pasa (If I Could).

    Check out the following extracts from that song:

    1. I’d rather be a sparrow than a snail.

    2. I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

    3. Away, I’d rather sail away
    Like a swan that’s here and gone.

    4. I’d rather be a forest than a street.

    5. I’d rather feel the earth beneath my feet,

    Am not sure if you could fit your stuff into the tune but go on have a go. You could bring out El Condor Pasa II.

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  3. a friend once asked me if I’d rather do something that I can’t remember or see my dad in drag. clearly, it traumatized me because I pictured my dad in drag, wanted to die, and forgot the other option.

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    • Yeh. Sometimes Would You Rather can get really obscene. Like, would you rather have to live with the local tramp for six months but not have to go near him or anything. Or just live with him for a week but have to kiss him ten times a day….??!

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  4. I intensely dislike “Would you rather….” because I never want either of the choices. Now if it was something like “Would you rather be as rich as Bill Gates or Warren Buffet?” That I could do……..lol

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