Smoothies make me think of two things. I first discovered them, while travelling round Asia with two friends. I had known of smoothies before then, probably drunk quite a few. But these were different. They were fresh and lovely and cold and perfect for a hot humid day in Thailand. I went crazy for these smoothies. We had at least one every day, sometimes two or three. It was a real treat.
Enter the second memory. I got home from Asia and the taste of the smoothies lingered so I went out and bought a smoothie machine and got smoothie-ing. Bananas were a staple. They went into every smoothie because their texture was so fantastic and smoothie-able. The rest was anyone’s game. Strawberries one day, blueberries the next. Kiwis in the morning, raspberries in the evening. I loved it. Couldn’t get enough of it.
One morning, after a bit of a crazy night dancing on chairs in the flat I shared with friends and, inexplicably, waving towels in the air, I woke up parched. I needed a smoothie. Needed one. So I shuffled to the kitchen, bleary-eyed, threw two bananas, some yoghurt and a blueberry or two into the smoothie machine and whizzed.
It was the loudest bloody sound in the world! And it was 7am. Everyone was asleep. But it was important for me to have the smoothie. I needed it. I poured it into a mug, shuffled back to bed and lay, cradling the mug and trying to keep my eyes awake. On finishing the smoothie, I promptly fell asleep again.
Then one day, I felt ill. Quite seriously ill. I kept vomiting. I was weak and exhausted. I got in a taxi and headed for A&E and they ummed and ahhed and stuck needles in my bum and asked what I’d been eating.
“Smoothies!” I panted, exhausted. “It can’t be that. They’re really good for you.”
“Yeh, you’ve probably gone a bit too crazy with them, I think,” was the doctor’s scientific diagnoses.
Something to do with acid…? Too much citric acid…? 500 bananas a day isn’t good for you apparently…?
Posted by biancalovefoodlovefashion on August 12, 2013 at 06:47
I remember this so well. No more bananas for you! X
Posted by lazylauramaisey on August 16, 2013 at 04:46
Um. Erm. Yeh. Woops.
Posted by A Collection of Musings on August 12, 2013 at 06:47
๐ I guess you can have too much of a good thing
Posted by lazylauramaisey on August 23, 2013 at 06:53
Yeh, definitely. I learned that lesson the hard way ๐
Posted by lazylauramaisey on August 23, 2013 at 06:53
Yeh, definitely. I learned that lesson the hard way ๐
Posted by maybesomeday9771 on August 12, 2013 at 14:02
Isn’t it weird how the foods that are good for you can actually be harmful at large quantities?
Posted by lazylauramaisey on August 23, 2013 at 06:54
Totally. I learned that lesson when I got my smoothie maker!
Posted by Red Hen on August 12, 2013 at 15:00
Seriously, how many bananas do you reckon you had to make you feel that sick?
Posted by lazylauramaisey on August 23, 2013 at 06:55
Well, I was putting about two or three bananas in each smoothie and I was having maybe three smoothies a day. So yeh, getting on for bananas a day….
Posted by Red Hen on August 25, 2013 at 21:24
Haha! The potassium overload alone would blow you to bits!