Yesterday, my childhood friend and I decided to go to Westfield shopping centre. If this name doesn’t mean anything to you, imagine the hugest most enormous building in the world, full of shops and restaurants. I think it’s the biggest one in Europe or something. We made a plan to go there and sort out a few Christmas presents. I also kind of thought I’d keep an eye out for a nice outfit for Christmas day and maybe some new shoes as a few pairs are starting to look a bit scrappy.
Remember this: I was looking for a Christmas day outfit, shoes and some presents.
My friend’s agenda was something like this: new warm winter coat, smart clothes for work-related placement, Christmas presents for family.
We entered the foray and started our shopping expedition. We went into shop after shop, looking for warm coats. I kept an eye out for a nice dress for Christmas Day. There’s just one problem though…. I am a different person in my head than I am in real life, when it comes to clothes.
In my head, I’m edgy and cool, my style is very All Saints and when I pass people in the street, they wonder how they will ever be as cool and fashionable as me. I’d describe my look as ‘off-duty supermodel’ if asked. I’ve got beach-babe tousled hair and ooze effortlessness and cool, while being au naturel and fabulous.
….In real life, however…. I’m more non-descript. I wear neutral clothes for work – jeans and t-shirts mostly. So even when I have a day off, out come the jeans and t-shirts anyway. I think I own make-up, god knows where it might be though. There are also some high heels somewhere in a cupboard, I think. I’m quite flat-footed though, so don’t really wear them for long before I’m dying to take them off. I live in my Crocs whilst at work, which no supermodel, not even an off duty one, would ever wear. My hair could be described as tousled-beach-babe but if I’m honest, it’s more unbrushed-and-trying-to-turn-into-dreads. And in desperate need of a cut, which I’m too lazy to go and get. I wear dresses quite often but they’re the casual stretchy summery dresses that you team up with leggings and boots, not the elegant ladylike dresses that, in my head, I look so great in….
Hence, there is an issue when shopping. The me in my head looks fab in floor-length bejewelled gowns are beautiful and head-turning. The me in real life looks like a little squat dwarf in them as I’m FAR too short and look totally lost inside such long dresses. So as I wandered around oohing and aahing at the lovely dresses, I didn’t find anything I could actually wear, just what I thought I might be able wear when my moment of ‘cool’ kicks in. I’ve been waiting 27 years for it to happen so it’s bound to be any minute now.
I loved the plum-coloured fitted dress which looked like it would really compliment my body, if it weren’t for the 10inch lumpy tummy scar from my operation that shows through tight tops.
I loved the knee high brown leather boots that looked like they belonged on a horse farm, if it weren’t for the fact that I couldn’t pull them further than my chunky little mid calves.
And so it went on, for hours – me spotting things that would perfectly compliment the imagined me, but which didn’t suit or fit the real me. Things that would suit the real me were boring so I didn’t look at them.
We stopped for a food break halfway round and discussed a game plan. We remembered that I was looking for shoes, a dress and presents. She was looking for a coat, smart clothes and presents.
When we were on the move again, we made real efforts to find things. We walked. And we walked. And we walked. For about three and a half hours in total.
The result? My friend bought a jumper and some warm leggings. I bought a Christmas jumper and a leather jacket, because I’ve never owned one and it was more than 50% off the original price, bringing into my financial sights.
I’m not quite sure whether I’d consider this trip a success….. But I do LOVE my jumper.
Posted by Carrie on December 6, 2012 at 10:46
I never went to Westfield while studying abroad, but I sure heard about it! I also remember my first time inside an All Saints–I was totally blown away. Every article of clothing was so edging, so fashion-forward, but most options I couldn’t pull off. I know there’s at least one shop in NYC, which I used to run by all the time two summers ago, but I haven’t visited one in two years. PS – Love the penguins!
Posted by lazylauramaisey on December 6, 2012 at 10:51
Yeh, that’s me, totally mind blowing and fashion forward….. Not! It’s probably best you didn’t go into Westfield, it’s exhausting. The penguins are great, aren’t they? And I love that lurking polar bear in the top left, I think he might be about to try getting penguin for dinner.
Posted by Maggie O'C on December 6, 2012 at 21:13
In my head, I am shaped a lot like Keira Knightley but funny. In reality, just shaped funny.
Posted by lazylauramaisey on December 8, 2012 at 17:53
Hm. This is a problem. Is calling them ‘love handles’ a bit old-school? Because I’ve nothing else in my arsenal of ‘convincing myself I’m not carrying any extra weight.’ SO mine are love handles and that’s that, ok?!
Posted by Maggie O'C on December 8, 2012 at 18:39
It’s all about the love.
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Posted by kindredspirit23 on December 8, 2012 at 20:36
Well, over here it’s Mall of America (Castleton Mall if traveling less than 1 hour), where I intend to go for a 2-3 day vacation sometime (it has a hotel inside the mall!). But, nowhere but Castleton so far.
As for you, my Dear, your picture is a beauty, so don’t give up on the supermodel thing, other than weighing 80 pounds is not good for you, anyway.
Scott
Posted by lazylauramaisey on December 15, 2012 at 22:35
A hotel INSIDE the mall?! That is immense! I think you’d get tired very quickly and have to keep going back to the hotel for a lie down!
Posted by kindredspirit23 on December 15, 2012 at 22:39
I would have to check but my understanding is that it also has a Ferris Wheel and well over 1000 shops.
Scott
Posted by lazylauramaisey on December 15, 2012 at 23:10
A THOUSAND?! My mind is totally blown.
Posted by kindredspirit23 on December 15, 2012 at 23:18
Okay, I was wrong. I googled it. It is over 400 stores, the thousands was people employed.
Scott
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