Search terms 10

I do love visiting the search terms sections on my stats page. There is always something hilariously puzzling to be found which sets my mind to wondering how disappointed certain people must have been when they arrived at my site. The person who wanted Che Guevara Everton t-shirts for example, would have found nothing of the sort here. The only clothing I can remember writing about was a Christmas jumper with polar bears and penguins on it. A poor second when you want a Che Guevara Everton t-shirt, whatever one of those is. I’m also not sure Danda lemongrass is but I know there’s none on sale here, unfortunately. Sorry, members of the public. I know I’m usually the first port of call for this stuff but I’ve got nothing of the lemongrass variety today.

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6 responses to this post.

  1. “algarve red light district” : you are ranked eight on Google for this, people know where to come to for information like this!

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  2. Yes, one of the favourite search terms on my blog, which seems to come up again and again, is ‘poem on or about laughter’. I can tell you, my poems are, if anything, rather the opposite of that!

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  3. “granny in rubber willies” I’m sorry, but who is searching for that in the first place?

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